What’s the deal with people and escalators?

December 19th, 2006 § 8

I’m sorry if I sounded too much like a comedian with that title, but honestly, why do 99% of people immediately stop, when they go on one. And the situation is even worse with flat escalators (conveyor belts).

Today I went to the shopping mall, and I happened to get there when it had just opened. There were about 50 people, all of them eager to go in, and none of them moved an inch after they stepped on the conveyor belt. I even saw a lady shoving her purse in front of another man just to get to the conveyor belt first, and what for you might ask? So she could stand for 30 seconds right in front of him completely still as the escalator moved for her.

I’ll even go as far as saying that one day I saw someone literally running to an escalator, and as soon as he got there, he remained completely still (even though he could step up) and looked at his watch impatiently while the stairs brought him up.

Sometimes my father tells me that one day we won’t have to lift a finger to do anything (that we’ll basically become “vegetables”). Although his line of thought is a bit exaggerated, it seems that his words aren’t too far from the path that we seem to be heading to.

And then people wonder why they get fat and think that they can solve it by taking a few pills before meals.

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